Cm punk: So a recap of last time. We...
Emmett: Shut up! We are using this episode to talk about a serious cause.
Cm Punk: What cause?
Emmett: Edwards virginity.
Cm Punk: He does have a child.
Alice: Nope Bella cheated on him with a mountain lion. Nessie is part mountain lion.
Rosalie: Yup now back to the topic at hand. Edwards virginity is no laughing matter. We must get him laid.
Nessie: What do you mean I'm part lion?
Bella: We must get Edweirdo laid! With a blond whore.
Alice: Like Rosalie?
Rosalie: Bitch better run!
Alice: It was worth it.
Jasper: Head for the emo cave!!
Alice: Where's that?!?!?!?
