ALBINO INVASION

MEG GIRY IS INVADING.....



Meg-Oh...my...God. You. Are. Are...Are...

Emmett-A glittering fairy princess?

Meg-EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN!!!! *Faint*

Edward-....WTF is this?

Meg-*pops awake* I'M MEG GIRY! I LUUUURRRVVVSSSSS YOU!! WILL YOU BITE ME?!?

Edward-...For real? You want me to bite you?

Meg-PLLLEASSSEEEE!!

Edward-....You little hoe.

Meg-...I'll be your hoe. *googly eyes*

Edward-*sigh*Yeah...B*tch, I'll bite you-

Meg-SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*faint*

Edward-*shrugs, leans in for bite*

Nessa-NOT MY ALBINO YOU BITCH!! *Takes wooden stake and drives it into his heart*

Edward-*stares, pulls out wood* My heart doesn't work, stupid.

Nessa-You sparkly, b*tch, who you calling stupid? I'll mess you up!!

Meg-*wakes up* DID HE BITE ME??! AM I DEAD??!! IS THIS HEAVEN? AM I IMMORTAL?! CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES?!

Nessa-Meg?

Meg-Yeah?

Nessa-Shut up.

Meg-Okay...

Finally Nessarose has come back to............Blogger!!!!!

On with the show!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------Alice: As you all know we left off wit..

Emmett: Screw flashbacks!! I'mma do ma sexxxyy dance!!!!!! (proceeds with terrifying dance)

Punk:Dear god my eyes have been freakin eye raped.

Edward: STOP DAMN IT!!!! My daughter is freakin fetal positioned crying!!

Bella: Noooooooooo that's you......

Edwierd: Shut up Bitch!!!

Everyone else: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bella: That's it Rose hold ma earrings!!!!!!!

Proceeds with balls being ripped off of Edward

 

Cm Punk: Damn you make Aj look like a freaking sane person.

 

Bella: Hey Jacob want a chew toy???

 

Jacob: OKAY!!!!!

 

Jasper: I think we all agree that men everywhere should be feeling Edwierdo's pain about now......

 

Emmett: You mean............Edqueerdo is a guy??????????????????????????????

 

Alice: Totally!!

 

CM Punk: Het Ally-Cat want to go make our own little vamp?

 

Alice: Oh you know it!!

 

Nessie: Shudder!!

 

Jasper: Its okay Nesbit.

-----------------------------------------------------------I know it short but I have to read for Honors English.