Finally Nessarose has come back to............Blogger!!!!!

On with the show!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------Alice: As you all know we left off wit..

Emmett: Screw flashbacks!! I'mma do ma sexxxyy dance!!!!!! (proceeds with terrifying dance)

Punk:Dear god my eyes have been freakin eye raped.

Edward: STOP DAMN IT!!!! My daughter is freakin fetal positioned crying!!

Bella: Noooooooooo that's you......

Edwierd: Shut up Bitch!!!

Everyone else: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bella: That's it Rose hold ma earrings!!!!!!!

Proceeds with balls being ripped off of Edward

 

Cm Punk: Damn you make Aj look like a freaking sane person.

 

Bella: Hey Jacob want a chew toy???

 

Jacob: OKAY!!!!!

 

Jasper: I think we all agree that men everywhere should be feeling Edwierdo's pain about now......

 

Emmett: You mean............Edqueerdo is a guy??????????????????????????????

 

Alice: Totally!!

 

CM Punk: Het Ally-Cat want to go make our own little vamp?

 

Alice: Oh you know it!!

 

Nessie: Shudder!!

 

Jasper: Its okay Nesbit.

-----------------------------------------------------------I know it short but I have to read for Honors English.